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Zul tu kan menyampah betulah! poyo macam siput babi. one week earlier shah dah belikan tiket harry potter untuk tengok hari ni. shah ajak zul. zul tak nak. then i called zul, asked him if i can have my dvd player, cds and the cd case. aku bukan buruk siku ok. tapi before i fly to UK aku da amanahkan untuk dia pegang reta benda aku tu. cos aku tau if aku suruh mama yang pegangkan, i dont think benda tu akan di letak dalam kotak yang belum tentu kukuh and di hempap sesuka hati dalam store room. which i hate very much. all of my stuff is gone ok. all of it. well, most of it. diorang entah transfer kat mana. and one of kotaksss is at the bottom of all kotak-kotak. how the hell im going to amik benda alah tu sume!! adoi la kan. back to zul...
i told him that im going to watch harry potter with shah and ain. but i dont think i have watch harry potter part 1 tu. so dia kata nanti dia nak kasi on sunday. ok fine. movie pukul 6, so ok la tu. then shah call aku. shah kata zul ada something nak bagi kat aku on Sunday. tapi shah kata zul is so secretive. tak nak bagitau apa something tu. so i called zul. ape yg ko nak kasi. dia kata nak kasi cd tu. aku cakap la 'itu pun nak kene jadi rahsia ke? por favor'
aku bukan nak kata aku bagus, tapi aku tak leh blah dengan zul yang macam budak2 tu. literally childish ok. dia suka cakap besar. masa kat uk dulu dia kata konon2, every month since aku tak de dia ada belikan aku adiah. so once aku sampai KL konon aku akan ada mountain of hadiah. which of cos is a bullshit. i dont want that bloody presents you idiot. i just want you to be honest la dol.
pastu pasal license. so me and shah completed our driving license dulu2. supposedly,shah and zul dah dapat driving license before aku balik uk. we r some kind competitive. bukan la competitive, tapi macam kitorang da together2 since kolej, so everything pun nak sama-sama naik. sume pun akan support masing2. sangat gedik. i know. tapi zul macam asyik bagi alasan je. dia kata die pegi driving class. he told us about the instructor, the route blablabla very convincing one. so we trust him. tapi bila dia cerita pasal test tu, aku rasa macam pelik plak. sebab macam lain macam. cerita dia lain betul. lepas tu aku and shah buat plan.
zul balik kampung. so aku dengan shah pikir, betul ke mamat ni da dapat licence. shah banyak kali suruh dia try bawak kreta shah, tapi dia insist. so kitorang pikir, lepas balik kampung, apa kata tanya dia mana dia punya licence. mesti la kene ada kat purse kan. ada orang nak simpan licence kat kampung? convenience ke simpan driving license kat kampung yang kat pahang tu, tapi awak tu kat KL. confirm la tak kan. tapi, what do u know... that is very relevant to zul. aku tanya dia mana dia nyer driving licence? aku nak tengok. dia tergagap2 cakap benda alah tu kat kampung. konon2 bapak dia nak tukar hak milik kereta tu kat nama dia. so kene ada lesen dia. WHATTT???? seriously. aku rasa macam nak menjerit kat muka dia. if sume orang bagi lesen kat mak bapak sebab nak tukar nama, memang la tak jam langsung KL ni....!! habis tukar milik baru boleh bawak kereta balik.
dari dulu sampai sekarang asek nak nipu je. aduyaiii.,.. memang aku panas hati ngan mamat ni. da la sesuka ati datang ofis aku, amik2 gamba aku. pastu cerita kat orang macam ko tu tak bersalah langsung. pastu say sorry dalam message berjuta-juta kali sampai aku rasa menyampak. n fucking yes i have to create a fake boyfriend because of that bastard. aku penat la.
i have dated liars, i have dated womaniser.
so for those who has found the perfect guy, please appreciate them.
i can see my future. single with a child. sigh~~ b
